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Who dreamed of who? Or maybe just. Where am I?

BOB

And look, if you really really hate my naming scheme, the next time I go off on an adventure, you should come along, and then you can have fun naming everything we come across as Juliet, or Maple Syrup, or Jim Davey Larvae Like IV or any other name your heart desires. After all, there are so many other names less palindromically perfect than just Bob.

SPLIT

If I name my boat Banana, does this count as a banana split? Inquiring minds sorta kind of maybe want to know.

SOMETIMES

Hey did you know I write poetry? Anyway, I put some new poems up today. You should go read them… like right now! Go and read my new collection: Cooking With Spinach!

Watchers

But who watches the watchers that forget how to watch?

THE UNKNOWN

An unknown person place or thing walk into a bar and says ouch. The bar says, thanks for reading my comic. So go outside and practice your juggling. The unknown person place or thing say, oh hey look, a talking bar. After that, maybe, the bar sighs. The end.