OUTSIDE

Maybe I should have stayed inside the boxes? …Nah!

EXQUISITE SILHOUETTES

…watch, scan, scrutinize, survey, check, contemplate, consider, see, observe, view, regard, pay attention to, pay the electric bill, piper, plumber, lumberjack?

QUESTIONS

What’s the strangest thing inside your fridge?
What would you do with a million pairs of hiking boots?
What’s your favorite song? … What? I said I had a bunch of questions.

AS I

As I was walking, you were talking, and somebody else that we both know was also doing something that rhymes with walking.

Kid, you’ll move mountains! To tears as they try to figure out where you are going, and then the biggest mountain of them all will walk over to you and ask “Where are you going, kid?” and you will answer “I don’t know!” and then the mountain will cry, and you will feel bad for making the mountain cry.

HAUNTED

What's the tallest tree you've ever climbed up in the hopes of getting a better ghost viewing vantage point?

If a tree falls in a haunted woods and there is some one is around to hear it, but there aren’t actually any trees around in this part of the haunted woods, how confused does this hypothetical observer become if it does it make a sound?

Also, if you were dissapointed that no ghosts showed up in this comic, some ghosts did show up in my other comic today. Go take a look.