The guidebook says that it is a three days walk to the center of the city. Okay, that’s nice, but what I want to know is the location where I am supposed to meet you. Also, the section on recommended restaurants and attractions seems to be missing. Does somebody hate food?
There used to be birds.
Some people live in houses. Some people live in caves. Some people live in monsters. Wow! Think of all the money they must save.
Egg. World. What am I supposed to write down here today? If the comic doesn’t want to speak for itself, it probably just wants to hide behind the gray you eating mountain and read a book in the relative safety of fictional shadows. Also, I am suspicious of everything that even might possibly look like a bird, especially birds. Just saying. In other news, as of today my new personal five club juggling record is 29 catches. So, thanks for reading today’s comic, but now you should put down your super-powered comic viewing solar celled binoculars and go practice your juggling, or maybe, I don’t know, paint a painting of the universe? But also, don’t leave your super-powered comic viewing solar celled binoculars on the ground like that. Somebody could trip over them and that would be something that could have been avoided? Sure, I’ll end with that. Goodbye, goodnight, good birds.