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Who dreamed of who? Or maybe just. Where am I?

SOMETIMES

Hey did you know I write poetry? Anyway, I put some new poems up today. You should go read them… like right now! Go and read my new collection: Cooking With Spinach!

THE UNKNOWN

An unknown person place or thing walk into a bar and says ouch. The bar says, thanks for reading my comic. So go outside and practice your juggling. The unknown person place or thing say, oh hey look, a talking bar. After that, maybe, the bar sighs. The end.

AT A REGULAR PACE

The guidebook says that it is a three days walk to the center of the city. Okay, that’s nice, but what I want to know is the location where I am supposed to meet you. Also, the section on recommended restaurants and attractions seems to be missing. Does somebody hate food?

I MAY BE WALKING

Some people live in houses. Some people live in caves. Some people live in monsters. Wow! Think of all the money they must save.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

If I stay up all night adventuring I won’t have to worry about oversleeping and missing out on tomorrow’s adventure because I’ll already be awake. And sure, no matter how far my adventure takes me, someday, maybe even very soon, sleep will catch up to me, but then, I’ll just have to have my next adventure in my dreams. Last night I dreamed that I was off adventuring, but when I awoke I realized that I had overslept, and the great adventure of today had only just begun to start.