I couldn’t see any familiar places in the room, but then I looked outside. I don’t know how people managed before the invention of windows. Maybe they had glass doors?
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I mean, like seriously? How am I to know if I got up on the wrong side of bed when I wake up on a pile of rocks? At least my pajamas aren’t too embarrassing.