SPLIT

Weird. — If I name my boat Banana, does this count as a banana split? Inquiring minds sorta kind of maybe want to know.

Monster Talk

If you don’t believe me, go ask the sea monster. Maybe you’ll be able to understand it. I certainly didn’t. — It was actually saying “Where did you get that cool looking boat. Yellow is my favorite color. Do you want to hang out. I don’t have many friends as most sea monsters hate the color yellow and make fun of me.“

FOLLOW YOUR HEART

I never said to follow your heart. I said follow your cart. Your shopping cart was rolling away from you and I thought you maybe should follow it. — Follow your heart
across the sea
over mountains
and under bridges
sometimes through a maze
or the ruins of an amusement park

wherever it goes
you must follow your heart
because your heart has a terrible sense of direction
and will need your assistance eventually
once it has gotten lost
and just wants to go back home

and you will be there to guide it
as long as you follow your heart

EVERYDAY SEA MONSTER

It might be because of the sea monster.

Hello adventurer. I’m just your regular old friendly neighborhood everyday sea monster. I’m here to invite you to the neighborhood and invite you over for dinner. We’re having fish casserole but if you’re vegetarian or allergic to fish or something, we can prepare something that better fits your dietary restrictions. Do you like kelp?

WATCHING

It is still very creepy and disturbing, by the way, but whatever. — Maybe I should start watching you?

UNDER THE SEA

If lost, just follow the fish. That way you don't have to be lost and alone.

Just keep walking.

TRIANGLES

Triangles! This triangle is (probably) not named Tim, however if you like comics about talking triangles, my other comic has some comics about a Triangle named Tim.

The Adventures of Tim the Triangle!
Part One: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Part Two: 9-17

RED SKY

Red sky at lunch, sailors already ate brunch. — Red sky at breakfast, please pass the syrup. Syrup does rhyme with breakfast, right? Okay fine, let me try again, I think I have something, maybe. Red sky at the tip of your tongue, sailors among? Far flung? Unsung? Dung dung dung? Whatever.

Also, I’m not sure sailing around the world on a giant banana is going to help me walk more, sigh.

RESOLUTIONS ON A BOAT

At least there is enough space for juggling. — What do you mean, get off the boat? No way!

WHEN LOST AT SEA

You know you’re really lost at sea when you can’t tell if that orange shape bobbing up and down on the water is the setting sun or a stay orange some passing juggler lost control over. Maybe it is just a strangely shaped traffic cone? — The fourth thing to do is to ask the birds if they have a map. If they have one, you might have to trade something for it. While It might be tempting, don’t ever trade away your last scrap of food or sustenance. While a map is useful, so is not dying of starvation.