TALKING

Don’t fold me up and put me in your pocket. Please. It is too dark in there and I am not on good terms with your keychain, and pocket lint, and breadcrumbs. 

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DELIVERY

Maybe I should have asked a scorpion.

HONK

July the fourth be with you.
Open your eyes to the exploding heavens
and make friends with earplugs.
Life is a holiday, they say.

GREEN

Are there even other people? I mean, I think there are, but I haven’t seen any in awhile. If you are a person and hiding nearby my current location can you please come out and reveal yourself. Thanks.

WATCHING

Maybe I should start watching you?

TRIANGLES

Hi
Triangles! This triangle is (probably) not named Tim, however if you like comics about talking triangles, my other comic has some comics about a Triangle named Tim.

The Adventures of Tim the Triangle!
Part One: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Part Two: 9-17

RED SKY

Red sky at breakfast, please pass the syrup. Syrup does rhyme with breakfast, right? Okay fine, let me try again, I think I have something, maybe. Red sky at the tip of your tongue, sailors among? Far flung? Unsung? Dung dung dung? Whatever.

Also, I’m not sure sailing around the world on a giant banana is going to help me walk more, sigh.

AT A REGULAR PACE

The guidebook says that it is a three days walk to the center of the city. Okay, that’s nice, but what I want to know is the location where I am supposed to meet you. Also, the section on recommended restaurants and attractions seems to be missing. Does somebody hate food?