AROUND THE WORLD

Silly human. Your world isn’t panning to eat you. It only wants to chew you, digest you, and then regurgitate you up so it can feed you to the cute little baby worlds. Adult worlds much prefer the taste of avocados. Although it is mild, the taste of an avocado is very unique. The flavor itself is very subtle and is earthy. This is because it is the very thing that the Earth loves best. If you don’t want to be eaten, try offering the world some avocados. Works every time. 

ABOUT A BOAT

Can’t decide on what color you dream boat should be? No problem, just get a color changing boat. Satisfaction guaranteed. Disclaimer: Color changing boats may attract sharks, mermaids, and medium sized krakens.

House

Lagotic Moon C26 grandma

Grandma left me a house made out of snow. I came in the summer to claim what should be mine. I could not find it. A passing wolf gave me directions but I didn’t find them very useful. So I picked flowers and waited for winter to arrive.