Actually, the best quest ever already happened. It was so super cool and secretive that I can’t tell you what it was. I will tell you that it involved unicorns and squid ink. You’re welcome!
Hopping along the path. I meet a woman building a fence. You’re walking the wrong way, she says. No, I reply. This is the direction that I must go. She laughs and shakes her head, then almost as an afterthought she adds, I meant that most people use both feet.