TODAY

Maybe if I walk very quietly it will fall back asleep?

BOTH DIRECTIONS

Maybe the answer is to never go anywhere in the first place?

LIFT

Though honestly, it would feel a lot grander if I didn’t have to walk everywhere.

WALKING IN

But like, maybe always?

ELEVATION

Somebody really should build a lift.

UNDER THE SEA

Just keep walking.

RESOLUTIONS ON A BOAT

What do you mean, get off the boat? No way!

AT A REGULAR PACE

The guidebook says that it is a three days walk to the center of the city. Okay, that’s nice, but what I want to know is the location where I am supposed to meet you. Also, the section on recommended restaurants and attractions seems to be missing. Does somebody hate food?

I MAY BE WALKING

Some people live in houses. Some people live in caves. Some people live in monsters. Wow! Think of all the money they must save.

EASY

Look, I know that we are still on the Self Guided Nature Loop and not on the Great Dragon’s Descendent Trail, whatever that is, because I am good at reading maps. Look here, see we started over here at the visitor’s center and … Ten minutes of explanation later. …and sure it might seem like we’ve been walking for awhile but according to the map it has only been about 20 yards since the last numbered marker and we should be coming up on number seven any minute now, so keep your eyes out for a bird’s nest in an elm tree.